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This tone deaffff seal is broken by the broken flourished flowers, the same one.that fucked your wife and took names....s

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lightsaber battle 1st person

awesome vid

piiza

He walks home next to her with the fresh new ideas put into his head.  The phrase that stuck out tonight over everything yelled by a man riding a horse toy "the present is a present, don't you know that;s why they call it the present?". He walked home with the thoughts still stirring his brain. He spoke excitedly to the girl. He had to sabotage his inspiration.  He baked a frozen pizza with added ham and cheese, when it was finished he threw it away. He went to the store, then came back to cook another pizza. He threw it away.  He woke up thirsty so he chugged a gallon of orange juice, and a quart of milk. He laid in bed with his stomach physically cold to the touch from the fridge liquid swollen belly.  He slept naked after making a fool out of himself to the person he loves.  He was told by the loosie man that he was too high.  


and the pictures are for entertainment

Kalifornia dreamin'

another crazy dream, I guess thats what i've come to expect after falling asleep directly after watching a sequence disturbing movies. It tangled around my unconcious thoughts rooted deep in my soul, and pulled out all the shit.  this one involved faux-anal sex fantasies, school, carry around analog synthesizer school full of nerds that hated me, and worste of all my mother was lurking around almost every corner.   I had taken on some of the characteristics of "early" a white trash serial killer spawned from a comic book series poured into my brain via pirated movie.  He was a snorting controlling psychopath.  I didn't take on the murderous urges he did, Just an occasional snort and lust for anal sex.  I exited a room wtih an extremely stiff dick, sneaking past my mother I laid my eyes on my girl half bent over naked against a wall.  It seemed like a race against the clock since she was accepting anal at this terrible time in the hallway of my school.  So I ran with bow legs up to her and the second the skin touched her crack I errupted so hard it spurt a hole throught he ceiling, leaving a spider man web around the boarders.  I didn't even get it in and blew my load, I guess i'lll have to wait untill next dream to fuck her in the ass.  to make things worste i arrived at orientation and the harry soggy bodied nerds had loaded an image on the projector of me naked from the chest up blowing my load. they blew it up on the wall and laughed. all i did to get back at them was hang my head and snort like a serial killer.   that was pretty much the end, atleast i woke up and was permitted to enter her vaginally. Vagin-alley

lil nigga

I love you lady nady

I wanna know what its like to love life the wys you do. To see everything I see and continue towards the future without looking back. I walk around with my head turned around, looking at what I could have missed.your already at the next adventure and didn't even see what I saw exists. You like things ill never be able to do fully. This is why I love you. I do need to learn how to be better for your kind. I've never had a lover like you. You keep glowing and frowning and setting goals. I am very excited for your goals and they inspire me to be a better person. I need to keep working on not locking you in and giving you more room to breathe. I appreciate your free roaming spirit even if I have a different kind. You keep me going. Sorry I get a little out if control and forget how tight I'm holding my arms around you. I am learning and I want only to be with you. My magical explorer high classy socialite. When we fight you talk without thinking and what Pissed me of is you are usually right. It's ok I need real truth. I'm sorry about the spite shit I'm over it too. I don't wanna do it to you. I wanna learn to love the same things you do so we can grow and Di them together. How do I maintain my own true self when I do that though? Bottom line is I love you and don't want to fuck it up with old bad habbits.

dj's are annoying.movies rock. wings and a storm good

 Went to see side effects tonight, it was amazing.  It evoked feelings of hatred I have only felt to selfish thieves and people who call themselves dj's.  both a self centered absorbed lifestyle where you ruin peoples lives.  Jude Law has always been in my heart and tonight he proved he's still a very involved actor.  the movie kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time.  I kept trying to guess what was going to happen and was sometimes right, but mostly uppercutted by some gnarly twists.  i'd recommend this movie to anyone. seeing an R rated movie in happy valley on opening night is a pretty awesome experience.  there was room in the theatre which is something i'm not used to anymore.  no body shouted or felt the need to draw attention to themselves like selfish children.  no one lit up blunts or used their phone to play gucci mane mid movie.  there are definetly certain perks of being landlocked in the midwest. the news is starting to get to me, these people are so bored its twists my insides.  I thought the movie was going to be about affairs and other rich people problems, but I had these ideas shoved back at me. It was perfectly cast and all thriller no filler.
back to dj's.  I wish these people didn't exist. I mean places do need to play music, but I really don't like hearing and seeing these people. I can't explain the way i feel but lets just say they irk me in the wrongest way.  I like one or two dj's and the rest can suck my dick, choke and die.  they should really just kill themselves...most of them have herpes and more twitter followers than people who vote.  there are so many things i hate about my generation sometimes i wonder how i ended up here. i also ponder the fans of dj's, how the unemployed feel the need to go out and be seen doing something on a friday night...when every night is a friday to them. they talk about big girl pants...but keep cutting them into shorts.  I don't care if the dj at tandem is good...I wish you'd answer the questions i actually ask and care about. i do love you though. contradictions everywhere i look. i guess the only way to get through is to stay true to myself.

go see SIDE EFFECTS!

and if you're a dj-you look stupid in those sunglasses and no one really respects anything you've ever done...what have you ever done?

more rreading on dj hatred
http://modernsophist.com/why-i-hate-djs/

best comment
"the Ecltronic crap DJ's like to call "Music" iis only music in the sense that "call of duty" video game is war"

dan rather is the man

video responses. wow you are one cool cat
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/182tx8/i_am_dan_rather_former_anchor_for_cbs_evening/

dan rather is the man

video responses. wow you are one cool cat
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/182tx8/i_am_dan_rather_former_anchor_for_cbs_evening/

ObamaNanna

scarry cemetery

Roxy caruso

I'm.loving roxy so much right now our bond is indescribable I raised her since I was 13 and she has turned out to be the cooles best dog ever I can't ever raise a dog like this again I dunno what I did right but she is fuckingperfect and so smart different than other dofs. It makes me feel like I'm.a good dad

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Ateam spoof

Roxy in black and white singing.pastries pastries