Assasins Creed

All last year this game was extremely hyped up to be the next gen savior. i was pretty excited watching some trailers, etc. Then it came out and reviews started to circulate. most of the reviews said it wasnt that great, huge disappointment. so i shrugged it off and waited for my impulsive younger cousin to buy it. so i borrowed it from him, and am about half way through. its extremely fun. its no god of war, but i like the spiderman aspect that you can climb anywhere and do anything.
dont believe the bad reviews, this game is fun and is guaranteed to make you feel like a badass.

Portishead new album!!!!

I just laid my virtual hands on a copy of Portisheads return album- third. its going to be awesome.

Yeasayer

i'm into it

My best friend right now

I cant smell
I cant taste
I cant breath
I cant smoke
I cant be not sick.

Guitar Hero DS/ONTOUR!

I came across this today

Evangelicals live

the best performance i have seen for a long long time. I will write a full review lates.
energetic.

Horton Hears a Who, Religious?

I went and saw this movie opening day. I was really excited to see a more modern interpretation of this badass story.
First Thing I noticed was the flawless animation. It was really amazing.
One of the things that made this movie so funny and enjoyable are the characters and cast. The Voice of Horton, played by Jim Carrey is most notable. I havent heard him do such outrageous Fun Voices since ace ventura pet detective.

Now, for the story. it was a relatively short movie. 88 min runtime. The coolest thing i found out about this movie is that while watching it, i noticed that god was kind of forbidden in this story as the kangaroo (Carol Burnett) said, she doesnt believe any anything she cant hear, see, smell, or feel. after this i couldnt help notice all the religion and/or anti religion references, or inuendo's
go see it for yourself

fucking awesome.

my biggest fear is running out of opportunity's

This is Contemporary art,

Star Wars to a 3 yr old

I thought this was so cute

People these daze

So , im getting really sick of listening to people talk about things they know nothing about. this is a dumb thing to get pissed off about i guess, but it really fucking bothered me.

issue #1- Crystal Castles is one of the most original bands out right now, and i like them, however i dont like it when stupid people like the same bands i like. shallow.

Issue #2- i'm sure she heard them on myspace.

Issue #3- This bitch was talking about music as if she knew what was up.
Sophie "I'm in a band, have any of you guys heard crystal castles?" i kept quiet "well my bands a lot like them but we only have two people, its totally like them cause we use a synthesizer" Stupid bitch doesnt even know cc implants 8-bit soundcards from old school NES into all their instruments.
clumsy bitch doesnt even know real designers, juicy is lame.

GTA IV

cant wait for Grand Theft Auto, coming out april 29 2008

Evangelicals

After listening to this album's advance numerous times, i cant believe this has only been out for about a month.  I have memories triggered by these guys, and its only been a fucking month. wow.

   the best song is "Bellawood"  if you haven't checked these guys out yet, you're in the dark.   

these spacious soundscapes, odd sound clips equal out to be a sonic version of LSD.

i wish i was on acid.

psychedelic indie rock?  lookout Ziggy Stardust, this is a keeper.

oh and on another note, i see these kids trying to get into brian jonestowne massacre,  thats like discovering the beatles today....

Emotibles

style your headphones.

What is happening to me!?

okay, so i've kinda always hated everytime i die, but fucking nasiema has pushed them on me and now i actually like them.  its kind of weird, that this late i would start getting into them, i used to like "the burial plot bidding war" but it was never number one.  now i cant get the song "champing at the bit"  out of my head, its so amazing at the end when Darrell Palumbo of glassjaw comes in, i get the chills, literally-and it happens with only a select few songs, but i was never expecting it to happen with fucking everytimeidie.

well i guess all i can say is i'm fucking excited for glassjaws unreleased 08 album.  

its time

whats going to happen when i've run out of liquor?  part of me is saying to just keep this down, the other part is saying spit it up.  spit everything ive been working toward up, go in a cave and live off of bugs.  i'm doing good now.  even thought everything is screaming my name at once.  im learning to multi task. ive fallen in love.  meow

R. Kelly 'trapped in the closet'

Just watch these for yourself click here

Academy Awards

I was completely disappointed that Juno did not win the best picture.  i mean, no country for old men was really great, but all in all i think juno took the cake.  oh well, atleast it won best screenplay.

conor

i just talked to conor obersts grandfather, no joke

Dad

i love my dad and my pit...well half love my pit. this is what my long lost father looks like

The Coolest Outdoor Home Theater

wow.

What I'm playing

Air's new album "Pocket Symphonies" has been blowing my mind.  

Lightspeed Champion's 'Falling Off The Lavender Bridge" 

Health "self titled"- best noise.

and i can't get Hot Chip's new godsend "shake a fist" out of my head.

Unimportant

this is not important.

The Owl Bar

So Last night i went to the owl bar up at sundance.  it was extremely packed.  i had to keep asking myself, 'as i pass, do i give them the ass or the crotch?'.  I ordered many whisky sour's, they were overpriced as fuck, and mixed too weak.  after finally getting drunk i was outside with nas, and we met lots of random people.  we were outside sitting by the fire when we ran out of fire wood.  Nasiema suggested that we should burn a chair. 

 not a good idea.

our newly made friend actually broke the chair and it was hilarious, when all the little suckup bitches came out and saw, we all blamed it on ben stiller.  then when the kid put the other chair in the fire the bartenders came out and started asking who did it, it was fucking hilarious.  we dont know what happened to our friend, but we left when the bartender called fire and safety.  

Poor dog

my dog roxy went to the vet today to get caught up on some shots.  she was so sad and i have never heard her cry so much in my life. but i think here allergies will be getting better. now shes just plain sad.

daytime

the orange picture above is a childrens shirt we found at savers. 

today nasiema came and picked me up.  we went to partyland, savers and animal ark.  partyland sucked muh balls because they didnt have anything at all.  there was this total strong bitch in animal ark with her hair like wha bam, and she was saying over and over and over to her friends 'omg i want a shih poo'-which is a shihtzu poodle cross. savers rocked my world.  we then visited the fucking baby.  and had a juicefest. while the tooth folded her laundry.

gordon b. hinckley

about an hour ago i had a disturbing phone call from my mother.  the bad news rang through my ears like an alarm clock with a bad hangover. the LDS church's prophet and President has passed away.  2 years ago i remember joking with my mother about him not being dead yet.  being a non-mormon, i however was still raised in the church and know that this man was a great person. kind, loving and extremely fucking cute.  well, he's in heaven now ordering countless appletinis with former playboy bunny of the year's.  we miss you and love you ver much.  

A days work

i guess the second best thing to seeing your name in lights is seeing your name in bullets? ...bud dun dum dum CHH. at least i wasn't sitting out in the freezing cold.  i made hick friends, they bummed me smokes.  my fingers are really 'crispy' and dry from sorting the brass ends of different caliber bullets. it wasn't nearly as bad as shoveling snow, and at least i made an acid dealing contact... ha. im going to the Sundance film festival now....bye

Early

i have to go pay for my mistakes.

Hate

I hate you

80's Night

despite my sickness i decided to go to 80's night.  its usually the highlight of my week, but this time i just wasnt feeling it for some reason.  the place was thinned out and hardly nobody was there.  i danced even shittier than normal because of the nyquil. bro's were all up in my face trying to fight me... one fuck was pushing everyone and pushed me, so i spit a sick persons spit on the back of his neck, and for some reason that hairy bastard wanted to fight me.  i told him i would stab him and when he said 'do it' i was running out of ideas where i would get my knife...then this badass muh-fucking lesbian came and danced with me.  she probably saved me from getting kicked out/asskicked. then outside that same kid almost fought like 3 other kidsNasiema is fucking wierd yo. oh and some bitch wrote her number on my hand.

the lights made my dizzy knees

fall assleep

i wanted to lie ...lay down

pale, a ghost boy

smoking the cum off my socks.

after all that we went to denny's. it was a drunken blur

Doctor

well im still sick, i even went to the doctor today. he said it is a viral infection, meaning i will get better once my body builds up immunity to it.  im pretty sure getting drunk lowers your immune system, so it looks like ill be sick longer.  but im going 80's dancing.  sick.  

its going to be real fucked up.

Cigarette Machine

New from Japan!

Underaged teens will have more trouble sneaking packs of cigarettes from cigarette vending machine. Fujitaka Co.  Has developed a machine that will scan the face of customers, and deciding wether or not they have enough wrinkle's and sag to sell to them, if they look too young they will be asked to scan an ID.  

This was actually tested on 500 people and proved to be 90% accurate. what will they come up with next?

eco space

if i could live in any structure it would be one of these

ecospace

Pandora's

I was pushed onto this by a friend early today, its really cool.  just type in an artist you like and it crates a playlist-filtering in similar artists.  whats different about pandora is that it actually looks deep into the music and finds out the structure, the sound, the instruments, etc. give it a try

http://www.pandora.com/

Heath Ledger

Yesterday everyones beloved gay cowboy actor died of what the news is failing to report a "sleeping pill overdose".  I guess He was found naked at teh end of his bed without any clothing on.  

i thought this was a big enough deal to blog about, nothing this big has happened since 9/11.  

New Phone

Today i got a new phone, its not amazing but its pretty...uhh cute.  i like that it is thin.

USB BATTERIES

Rechargeable USB AA Batteries, 

i think this is fucking genius heres a link to the website

http://www.usbcell.com/

Sicko

im sick as shit, i havent been able to go to my 'work' and i havent been able to get drunk in 2 days.  TWO DAYS!!!! jesus christ thats way too long.  I plan on moving to a studio apartment in LA or maybe a 1 bedroom depending on what happens with rashelle.  i wish my throat would clear up so i could actually enjoy a cigarette.

Flight of the Conchords

i strongly suggest everyone that is anyone should watch this show.  

Zoo

Today i went to the Zoo with leah and her father, in mid january.  it was so cold.  but it was really cool because no one was there.  not the usual moms and babies.

Cook by numbers

a cool gadget for foodtards like myself.

http://www.cookingbynumbers.com/

i think ill wait for a better time to tell you

its one last sip, just one just fucking one

you look me directly in the eye.
the green part i cant even look at in the mirror. how is this happening 
how how? why is overused, so how. how baby? i want to be so deep inside of you , a forklift couldnt pull me out ill spread, youll spred and the disease will take control, take over cran bury me 
umph ts umph tsss wet and feeling i hold me inside you just a second longer honey just one little spurt
ill feel you up then fill you up.

This Old House

cranvodka, its only 5:45
i love being in this big house alone
there's room for one more
but i'll be leaving 
ill be leaving 
thats it.

i want some sunny D

oh i forgot to say i got a pretty badass roadbike. i feel like a streetracer on it. i hope i never fall down thought. but man oh man i feel good after riding it

my legs are numb 

my eyes are red from blowing wind

my hands are cold 

my back is soar

i crave orange juice

or sunny D 

lets go to the grocery store, bye

Welcome 08

i want new shoes

so the new year rolled around, and like everyone else i made a list of false promises to myself. i mean i feel better this year, it might be some astrological year that plays in my favor aye? i better check on that.
im so fucking sick of my dad. i want march 27th to get here, tomorrow. i cant wait to be out of utah, i hope all my court bullshit is taken care of by then. by the 29th ill be in some outskirt of LA town in a small apartment or condo with the only one thing i have left to bet all ive got on. 
for the update on quitting smoking, i havent bought a pack! yeah ! ...i just bum them from my grandma now....its a step though right?....right?

i have kind of a crazy idea for an....art project. i use art for lack of a more descriptive word. 
i plan on cutting all the weirdass boring everyday tasks ive filmed and then making music, and a small youtube doc. about my life. 
its a start atleast. i have to get to know the ins and outs of mixing down music with movies. 
i was watching some television show this morning and they had a little fat kid and his parents and were interviewing him about being fat. it was so fucking cruel. 
then on the same show they interview Donald Trump, and showed a video someone sent in saying how they werent going to watch the apprentice celebrity. and he called her unattractive, donald-rat on his fucking head-trump called someone unattractive? coffee nearly squirted out my nose in a choke of laughter. 

well i have to go have a schmoke

bullshit

on my way to church i press my face against the stained glass like a child looking through heaven at a puppy.  staring at the impregnated medusa hung like a beard over christs impaled cunt.  the face emerged is screaming, giving birth to an herpes infected  baby  calf, then the mother eats. every Sabbath i stare, every Sabbath it reaks with hate for its bitch mother. then ...i finally fucked it  and it was saved, i was his savior. 

sanitorium

new yours

its all kinda sorta, a different new year.

my only hope is that you come home

i made a few 

res o lutions

let me fucking speak

im not your dog

gus is asleep at me feet,

we feel the same about life, love, relationships

actually i hate the fucking dog 

i just pretend to like him not to let you down

why am i so afraid of letting a loser lower?

i feel sorry for you to be truthful, 

i think grandma does too

i dont understand how you blame this mess on me.

being here now, with you reminds me of the old days

the days when i was touched by and angel

it was a blonde

so keep your distance if it makes you happy poppy

but im 

leave 

ing