The Owl Bar

So Last night i went to the owl bar up at sundance.  it was extremely packed.  i had to keep asking myself, 'as i pass, do i give them the ass or the crotch?'.  I ordered many whisky sour's, they were overpriced as fuck, and mixed too weak.  after finally getting drunk i was outside with nas, and we met lots of random people.  we were outside sitting by the fire when we ran out of fire wood.  Nasiema suggested that we should burn a chair. 

 not a good idea.

our newly made friend actually broke the chair and it was hilarious, when all the little suckup bitches came out and saw, we all blamed it on ben stiller.  then when the kid put the other chair in the fire the bartenders came out and started asking who did it, it was fucking hilarious.  we dont know what happened to our friend, but we left when the bartender called fire and safety.