Joke

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Semen full of little swimmers and protein, I hear it tastes like what you eat. Same for pussy.

 I wonder if you eat a lot of pussy your semen will taste like pussy

Or the other way around like a girl that eats a ton of dick has a dick smelling pussy.  What about gays eating ass I mean does their cum taste like shit?

Two cold lumps rubbing together with no feeling.

This winter it has finally happened to me.  What I knew would happen all along.  My body is cold and hard.  My lungs are stuck to my closed throat.  My body rejects any environment that is warming that 40 degrees.  I have icicles for limbs, and they flower out at the ends where my fingers used to be.  Now i'm just a star with shards of ice poking through me in all directions.  If I begin to melt the ice tries to exit my pores and spikes through the entirety of my skin all at once.  I can no longer feel my body from the inside out.  When I touch it it feels like touching fresh Novocain gums.  Two cold lumps rubbing together with no feeling.  I cant move too fast for too long or it starts to melt, and I am left in pain.