ATM dream

 today i woke up from a pretty odd yet good dream.  I was living in my same apartment in brokeland but my roomate and i shared a room, also that person alternated their presence between my girlfirend and roomate.  We woke up and there was an ATM in our room we started breaking down the sides of the walls and i unplugged it so we wouldn't get electrofied. we got the siding off and saw bundles and fat stacks of cash.  it was almost caged in and we couldn't pull it out.  stupidly we decided to take it downstairs in ghetto ass brooklyn and leave it outside by our trash while we went and retrieved a crowbar from somewhere???  we returned to find the ATM missing.  I instinctively looked across the street to see a beautiful picket fence home with a suburban yard. it was a bit out of place in the middle of trash city.  i knew the person there was a young russian gangster. I told my roomate/girlfriend alternating personality thing that i was going to go get our atm back.  i asked him if he had it and just handed me 100$. he told me his uncle had pulled some big strings and took the atm from a local prison.  I didn't even question the fact that there was an ATM in a prison. so i end up saying to him that i need the money from it, or atleast 1000$.  i told him come on he wouldnt have even had it if it wasn't for me.  he said his uncle dropped it off and he wouldn't spare it, for some reason i knew it was 30,000 dollars in the machine.  I wanted to get atleast a piece of that, after trying to convince him and drinking tea or whatever it was he turned into a russian house wives as his/her kids walked in through the door. i was suddenly unable to speak of this subject in front of her kids and she began being a mother. i left dissapointed.

how to pray

how to pray

how an atheist prays, takes a knife cuts little slits along the veins on his ballsack. he mixes the blood with gasoline and styrofoam. spreads the napalm on his chest in a circle and lights it on fire. when its finished burning he rolls up his dead skin and smokes it.

sado masochist, gets a razor blade and slits little cuts on the body when the oxygen hits there blood it releases their spirit.  then they lick the blood of their own body in the name of there christ.

how a hillbilly prays he gets down on his knees, opens the cooler lid reaches in and pulls out a cold one takes a sip, and says my god this beer tastes good.

how a teacher they have to write on the chalkboard 100 times then at the end of the day they erase it and say “i’m glad is over.”

how a lunatic prays they stare at the moon for hours until it disappears, when god sheds the light of day. they continue staring they shit down their leg and keep staring at the funny little man in the moon.

how a trucker prays in walkie talkie code, jesus you gotta copy? 10-4 good buddy.  thanks for all the stuff amen over and out.

how a fetus prays off its mother.  i hope i’m not in her ass.

how the president prays no new taxes. god bless this nation and please don’t let me shit my pants in front of all these people.

how a marine prays unit core god country.

how murder prays god let me get away with this or i’ll kill you to.

how a tobacco farmer prays god please find a cure for cancer. my lungs are muddy and full of hate

how oprah prays god look under your seat cause i dropped off an amazing prize from our guest mathew mchaunahey

how dave chappele prays god i hope my audience is smoking.

how god prays man i hope no one calls me today

how pamela anderson prays she gets Botox

how a prostitute prays, lord please remove this putrid stench from my crotch.
how a whore prays lord please dont let me get aids today.

how liu kang prays

how eddie van halen prays, plays guitar with a cigarette hanging out his mouth, spreading the gospel to the world through rock and roll he salutes himself. misses valerie so much. he was a lucky man

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HOMEWARD

I haven't been home for a bit so my mom bought me a ticket and i leave on wednesday.  When I visit home I like to find cheap electronic circuit bending canditates. Visiting mormon thrift stores and sifting through old used up shit. handheld cassette recorders and toy keyboards are gold to me. what places sell them in nyc is ridiculous. in utah you can pick up a tape recorder from savers for 2 bucks, this is how it should be world. i'm unemployed and stirring here its pretty odd. this still feeling i feel alone isn't sufficient and instantly dissapears when i'm around people. i realized how much i love and care about my girlfriend. she is upstate right now with a friends family staying in a cabin.  she doesnt have service, so i can't text her like usual to cheer me up.  i am going to focus in utah and get a good financial plan going and try and overcome some depression maybe get some help with it.  my cigarette addiction has turned me frigid. its controlling and evil.  i let it be. but i feel like i'm not strong enough to stop. its so easy to forfeit control to our ass eating society. this economy built backwards. I just watche a negeo special drugs inc on heroin.  it is very eye opening to the problems drug cause in the health world. there is an experimental clinic in switzerland that is administiring addicts with 100% pure heroin twice a day.  the addicts say they can lead a much more normal life this way, they are able to sustain relationships, hobbies and jobs. unlike before the clinic when they were completely out of control and ashamed of their habbit.  i think this is a good approach, the doctor doesn't pull a rabbit out of the hat or trick you into thinking its a perfect program, its just designed to reach the addicts and gain trust so they can help them work on the real problems. i think its a really cool idea that is better than jail. if they got to have it they have to have it.  there is also a man in chicago that goes around to crack houses, and shooting galleries to administer fresh syringes and heroin antidode.  i think this guy is really inspiring and cool. he saves lives and helps people that are in a very strange feedback loop of death.  they are alive but stuck on one idea for way to long. its like breath to them because their brain is no longer theirs.  checkout the doc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYiuRyLnZOk

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