how an atheist prays, takes a knife cuts little slits along the veins on his ballsack. he mixes the blood with gasoline and styrofoam. spreads the napalm on his chest in a circle and lights it on fire. when its finished burning he rolls up his dead skin and smokes it.
sado masochist, gets a razor blade and slits little cuts on the body when the oxygen hits there blood it releases their spirit. then they lick the blood of their own body in the name of there christ.
how a hillbilly prays he gets down on his knees, opens the cooler lid reaches in and pulls out a cold one takes a sip, and says my god this beer tastes good.
how a teacher they have to write on the chalkboard 100 times then at the end of the day they erase it and say “i’m glad is over.”
how a lunatic prays they stare at the moon for hours until it disappears, when god sheds the light of day. they continue staring they shit down their leg and keep staring at the funny little man in the moon.
how a trucker prays in walkie talkie code, jesus you gotta copy? 10-4 good buddy. thanks for all the stuff amen over and out.
how a fetus prays off its mother. i hope i’m not in her ass.
how the president prays no new taxes. god bless this nation and please don’t let me shit my pants in front of all these people.
how a marine prays unit core god country.
how murder prays god let me get away with this or i’ll kill you to.
how a tobacco farmer prays god please find a cure for cancer. my lungs are muddy and full of hate
how oprah prays god look under your seat cause i dropped off an amazing prize from our guest mathew mchaunahey
how dave chappele prays god i hope my audience is smoking.
how god prays man i hope no one calls me today
how pamela anderson prays she gets Botox
how a prostitute prays, lord please remove this putrid stench from my crotch.
how a whore prays lord please dont let me get aids today.
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how eddie van halen prays, plays guitar with a cigarette hanging out his mouth, spreading the gospel to the world through rock and roll he salutes himself. misses valerie so much. he was a lucky man
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