Slits

This tone deaffff seal is broken by the broken flourished flowers, the same one.that fucked your wife and took names....s

Slit

lightsaber battle 1st person

awesome vid

piiza

He walks home next to her with the fresh new ideas put into his head.  The phrase that stuck out tonight over everything yelled by a man riding a horse toy "the present is a present, don't you know that;s why they call it the present?". He walked home with the thoughts still stirring his brain. He spoke excitedly to the girl. He had to sabotage his inspiration.  He baked a frozen pizza with added ham and cheese, when it was finished he threw it away. He went to the store, then came back to cook another pizza. He threw it away.  He woke up thirsty so he chugged a gallon of orange juice, and a quart of milk. He laid in bed with his stomach physically cold to the touch from the fridge liquid swollen belly.  He slept naked after making a fool out of himself to the person he loves.  He was told by the loosie man that he was too high.  


and the pictures are for entertainment

Kalifornia dreamin'

another crazy dream, I guess thats what i've come to expect after falling asleep directly after watching a sequence disturbing movies. It tangled around my unconcious thoughts rooted deep in my soul, and pulled out all the shit.  this one involved faux-anal sex fantasies, school, carry around analog synthesizer school full of nerds that hated me, and worste of all my mother was lurking around almost every corner.   I had taken on some of the characteristics of "early" a white trash serial killer spawned from a comic book series poured into my brain via pirated movie.  He was a snorting controlling psychopath.  I didn't take on the murderous urges he did, Just an occasional snort and lust for anal sex.  I exited a room wtih an extremely stiff dick, sneaking past my mother I laid my eyes on my girl half bent over naked against a wall.  It seemed like a race against the clock since she was accepting anal at this terrible time in the hallway of my school.  So I ran with bow legs up to her and the second the skin touched her crack I errupted so hard it spurt a hole throught he ceiling, leaving a spider man web around the boarders.  I didn't even get it in and blew my load, I guess i'lll have to wait untill next dream to fuck her in the ass.  to make things worste i arrived at orientation and the harry soggy bodied nerds had loaded an image on the projector of me naked from the chest up blowing my load. they blew it up on the wall and laughed. all i did to get back at them was hang my head and snort like a serial killer.   that was pretty much the end, atleast i woke up and was permitted to enter her vaginally. Vagin-alley

lil nigga

I love you lady nady

I wanna know what its like to love life the wys you do. To see everything I see and continue towards the future without looking back. I walk around with my head turned around, looking at what I could have missed.your already at the next adventure and didn't even see what I saw exists. You like things ill never be able to do fully. This is why I love you. I do need to learn how to be better for your kind. I've never had a lover like you. You keep glowing and frowning and setting goals. I am very excited for your goals and they inspire me to be a better person. I need to keep working on not locking you in and giving you more room to breathe. I appreciate your free roaming spirit even if I have a different kind. You keep me going. Sorry I get a little out if control and forget how tight I'm holding my arms around you. I am learning and I want only to be with you. My magical explorer high classy socialite. When we fight you talk without thinking and what Pissed me of is you are usually right. It's ok I need real truth. I'm sorry about the spite shit I'm over it too. I don't wanna do it to you. I wanna learn to love the same things you do so we can grow and Di them together. How do I maintain my own true self when I do that though? Bottom line is I love you and don't want to fuck it up with old bad habbits.

dj's are annoying.movies rock. wings and a storm good

 Went to see side effects tonight, it was amazing.  It evoked feelings of hatred I have only felt to selfish thieves and people who call themselves dj's.  both a self centered absorbed lifestyle where you ruin peoples lives.  Jude Law has always been in my heart and tonight he proved he's still a very involved actor.  the movie kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time.  I kept trying to guess what was going to happen and was sometimes right, but mostly uppercutted by some gnarly twists.  i'd recommend this movie to anyone. seeing an R rated movie in happy valley on opening night is a pretty awesome experience.  there was room in the theatre which is something i'm not used to anymore.  no body shouted or felt the need to draw attention to themselves like selfish children.  no one lit up blunts or used their phone to play gucci mane mid movie.  there are definetly certain perks of being landlocked in the midwest. the news is starting to get to me, these people are so bored its twists my insides.  I thought the movie was going to be about affairs and other rich people problems, but I had these ideas shoved back at me. It was perfectly cast and all thriller no filler.
back to dj's.  I wish these people didn't exist. I mean places do need to play music, but I really don't like hearing and seeing these people. I can't explain the way i feel but lets just say they irk me in the wrongest way.  I like one or two dj's and the rest can suck my dick, choke and die.  they should really just kill themselves...most of them have herpes and more twitter followers than people who vote.  there are so many things i hate about my generation sometimes i wonder how i ended up here. i also ponder the fans of dj's, how the unemployed feel the need to go out and be seen doing something on a friday night...when every night is a friday to them. they talk about big girl pants...but keep cutting them into shorts.  I don't care if the dj at tandem is good...I wish you'd answer the questions i actually ask and care about. i do love you though. contradictions everywhere i look. i guess the only way to get through is to stay true to myself.

go see SIDE EFFECTS!

and if you're a dj-you look stupid in those sunglasses and no one really respects anything you've ever done...what have you ever done?

more rreading on dj hatred
http://modernsophist.com/why-i-hate-djs/

best comment
"the Ecltronic crap DJ's like to call "Music" iis only music in the sense that "call of duty" video game is war"

dan rather is the man

video responses. wow you are one cool cat
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/182tx8/i_am_dan_rather_former_anchor_for_cbs_evening/

dan rather is the man

video responses. wow you are one cool cat
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/182tx8/i_am_dan_rather_former_anchor_for_cbs_evening/

ObamaNanna

scarry cemetery

Roxy caruso

I'm.loving roxy so much right now our bond is indescribable I raised her since I was 13 and she has turned out to be the cooles best dog ever I can't ever raise a dog like this again I dunno what I did right but she is fuckingperfect and so smart different than other dofs. It makes me feel like I'm.a good dad

butts

Ateam spoof

Roxy in black and white singing.pastries pastries

ATM dream

 today i woke up from a pretty odd yet good dream.  I was living in my same apartment in brokeland but my roomate and i shared a room, also that person alternated their presence between my girlfirend and roomate.  We woke up and there was an ATM in our room we started breaking down the sides of the walls and i unplugged it so we wouldn't get electrofied. we got the siding off and saw bundles and fat stacks of cash.  it was almost caged in and we couldn't pull it out.  stupidly we decided to take it downstairs in ghetto ass brooklyn and leave it outside by our trash while we went and retrieved a crowbar from somewhere???  we returned to find the ATM missing.  I instinctively looked across the street to see a beautiful picket fence home with a suburban yard. it was a bit out of place in the middle of trash city.  i knew the person there was a young russian gangster. I told my roomate/girlfriend alternating personality thing that i was going to go get our atm back.  i asked him if he had it and just handed me 100$. he told me his uncle had pulled some big strings and took the atm from a local prison.  I didn't even question the fact that there was an ATM in a prison. so i end up saying to him that i need the money from it, or atleast 1000$.  i told him come on he wouldnt have even had it if it wasn't for me.  he said his uncle dropped it off and he wouldn't spare it, for some reason i knew it was 30,000 dollars in the machine.  I wanted to get atleast a piece of that, after trying to convince him and drinking tea or whatever it was he turned into a russian house wives as his/her kids walked in through the door. i was suddenly unable to speak of this subject in front of her kids and she began being a mother. i left dissapointed.

how to pray

how to pray

how an atheist prays, takes a knife cuts little slits along the veins on his ballsack. he mixes the blood with gasoline and styrofoam. spreads the napalm on his chest in a circle and lights it on fire. when its finished burning he rolls up his dead skin and smokes it.

sado masochist, gets a razor blade and slits little cuts on the body when the oxygen hits there blood it releases their spirit.  then they lick the blood of their own body in the name of there christ.

how a hillbilly prays he gets down on his knees, opens the cooler lid reaches in and pulls out a cold one takes a sip, and says my god this beer tastes good.

how a teacher they have to write on the chalkboard 100 times then at the end of the day they erase it and say “i’m glad is over.”

how a lunatic prays they stare at the moon for hours until it disappears, when god sheds the light of day. they continue staring they shit down their leg and keep staring at the funny little man in the moon.

how a trucker prays in walkie talkie code, jesus you gotta copy? 10-4 good buddy.  thanks for all the stuff amen over and out.

how a fetus prays off its mother.  i hope i’m not in her ass.

how the president prays no new taxes. god bless this nation and please don’t let me shit my pants in front of all these people.

how a marine prays unit core god country.

how murder prays god let me get away with this or i’ll kill you to.

how a tobacco farmer prays god please find a cure for cancer. my lungs are muddy and full of hate

how oprah prays god look under your seat cause i dropped off an amazing prize from our guest mathew mchaunahey

how dave chappele prays god i hope my audience is smoking.

how god prays man i hope no one calls me today

how pamela anderson prays she gets Botox

how a prostitute prays, lord please remove this putrid stench from my crotch.
how a whore prays lord please dont let me get aids today.

how liu kang prays

how eddie van halen prays, plays guitar with a cigarette hanging out his mouth, spreading the gospel to the world through rock and roll he salutes himself. misses valerie so much. he was a lucky man

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how a fisherman gets through his week 1 bate at a time

Ppeeps

Building personaloties out of things that don't have a person inside

HOMEWARD

I haven't been home for a bit so my mom bought me a ticket and i leave on wednesday.  When I visit home I like to find cheap electronic circuit bending canditates. Visiting mormon thrift stores and sifting through old used up shit. handheld cassette recorders and toy keyboards are gold to me. what places sell them in nyc is ridiculous. in utah you can pick up a tape recorder from savers for 2 bucks, this is how it should be world. i'm unemployed and stirring here its pretty odd. this still feeling i feel alone isn't sufficient and instantly dissapears when i'm around people. i realized how much i love and care about my girlfriend. she is upstate right now with a friends family staying in a cabin.  she doesnt have service, so i can't text her like usual to cheer me up.  i am going to focus in utah and get a good financial plan going and try and overcome some depression maybe get some help with it.  my cigarette addiction has turned me frigid. its controlling and evil.  i let it be. but i feel like i'm not strong enough to stop. its so easy to forfeit control to our ass eating society. this economy built backwards. I just watche a negeo special drugs inc on heroin.  it is very eye opening to the problems drug cause in the health world. there is an experimental clinic in switzerland that is administiring addicts with 100% pure heroin twice a day.  the addicts say they can lead a much more normal life this way, they are able to sustain relationships, hobbies and jobs. unlike before the clinic when they were completely out of control and ashamed of their habbit.  i think this is a good approach, the doctor doesn't pull a rabbit out of the hat or trick you into thinking its a perfect program, its just designed to reach the addicts and gain trust so they can help them work on the real problems. i think its a really cool idea that is better than jail. if they got to have it they have to have it.  there is also a man in chicago that goes around to crack houses, and shooting galleries to administer fresh syringes and heroin antidode.  i think this guy is really inspiring and cool. he saves lives and helps people that are in a very strange feedback loop of death.  they are alive but stuck on one idea for way to long. its like breath to them because their brain is no longer theirs.  checkout the doc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYiuRyLnZOk

stilla

achooo!

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scar

Best Songs of All Time

I need this list so i can fall back on it when i'm too cloudy in my head to even find these songs


Elton John-- Rocket Man
Bonnie Tyler-Total Eclipse of the heart
Fleetwood Mac- Dreams
Fleetwood Mac- Landlside
Paul and Linda Mcartney- Long haired Lady
Carpenters-Its going to take some time this time
Simon & Garfunkel- Cecelia

Joy Division-No Love Lost
Joy Division- Sister Ray
Joy Division- Shes control again
David Bowie- oh you pretty things
Lou Reed- Perfect Day
Lou Reed-Walk on the wild side
Nine Inch Nails-closer
Velvet Underground- Heroin
The Smiths- Please, Please, Please , Let me get what i want 
The Zombies- Time Of the Seasons
Tears for Fears- Women in Chains
Elliot Smith- King Crossing
The Good Life- Inmates
Dntel-Breakfast in Bed
Beach House-Used to Be
Beck-Nothing I haven't Seen
Yeah Yeah Yeah's-Modern Romance

Followup I'm racist

The ability to hold a job drips off my physical persona as I shut my eyes slippijg into sweet deep beauty sleep. I wake up in a panic forgetting who I am or what's important in my life my vision is boardered my my swollen hungover face puffed up from forgetting how to breathe or holding cigarette smoke in my lungs. I go to Jew road

Jay

Buy a copy of jay's journal

What are your interested man falling asleep whil getting drunk are you ever gonna be tall enough to slam fuck and hold your tunguebuse it liken a jiump rope as you sit down at the keys of the American alphabet language and still end up paying tend dollars to get intovb!

Keep pushing me in that god dawned direction ill push back you are being the dumb bitxh tonight I don't like this shit I song like the way you're acting it majes

I want to go to a bar and sit in.the corner.shying away from people I like to see a real man slam his arm down on the table and order a drink. I want to rethink thinking I don't want to open the trap and become less drunk than I cane here to get. Im not like others when it comes to rhythm I d9ont feel it safely I don't drop the hat at the same time as everyone else this even kills the ultimate mood

Fasgion

I hate the world of fashion all I want is a couple bucks to eat with but I'm not getting it I'm fucking sick of being pressured into just doing whatever u.need I.need some time to I'm going through a pretty rough time right now full of stress. Why can't I just be happy with a fucking job

Not racist

new songs

https://soundcloud.com/justuscaruso

phate

 some things will never b eunderstood like why a perfectly normal person can never relate on a human level wiht a blad punk rock dive bar owner, this person will always call me an asshole. the shit i don't like is the denial of sevice. ever bartender should be ahppy and willing to call up a cab for you, this asshole pointed me to a :board: of cab numbers that didn't exist. this piece of shit cunt is why bars liek that exist. fucking christ. waking up now to walk a stuttered stunted walk to the depths of gates mcdonalds, the jazziest place around. on my way i managed to scope sidewalk. i came across a pile of what seemed to be an evicted persons belongings, i picked up a heavy buddah figure and headed on my way. it was hefty in my hand as i stared at my red suade shoes that matched to a T.  it's heavy for its size and was the exact same color of red as my shoes. i like it for that.   i like that i got premium treatmenta t mcdonalds for holding it in my hand, as a manager circled me to signal the workers to make my order hastily so i wouldn't cause any trouble. the only crazy ass nigga in that mcondalds was a 5 foot 10 whit kid holding a buddha figure staringa t his feet. sppoooky.

bk delivers

wtf
https://bkdelivers.com/#!restaurantselection

X$TR33T

finally have room to move my thoughts from one side of the room to the other. finallly have time to take steps without having to cram . finally getting a cycle where things feel god. i'm in a dream or a reality or whatever it is i'm it.  new york city has saved me from suicide.  it may drive some to dig into their wrists and mope. but for me its like a video game you start out small and then build upon what you have. i spent two fucking years in a cardboard apartment that smelt like a pet store. this is a huge upgrade. the neighboorhood seems dangereous,but i like that. i thought i wanted to live closer to williamsburg, but fuck that i want to be inspired here.  its going to be perfect. this is the best winter of my life.  i'm so in love witha  beautiful girla nd no matter how many girls flaunt themselves at me they are automatically brushed off because all i can see is her. i love her

i'm home

i moved and i now can become myself again. space!

its morning now and i'm told to not fgive a fuck. amen brohter we do igt done

self

self indulgence, self truent, self concious thoughts, slef losrtles sthougts self, esteem dturned into money and keeping you clothes klean don't wlak by me if i a see you and you do't look dirty i don't wanna fucking talk to you. and i don't owe anything to you or your frieneds. i swear to god my gift is my presence, but the first person to realize will get their nose rubbed in the dirt, no dice i wanna kill most people. i live because i'm sick of trying to die and it is the only way to tgo. i see it in the worker men, the hard concrete rollers, that are diving in, life first into the seams of social problems and not to mention a lifetime prescrip[tion easisly givem to pain pills, rollling rock bettween my legs i'll eventually piss it out tomorrow durnign this shit paying job that i have ot have to hold my self up in theis big sea. theis big sea of new york shitty. i honestly think its the best place on earth, and that is a lie. the world is so big why cant we explore? why the fuck are we afraid to do what wwasn't done befeore us these cots laid out, were all going to be another dead. i used to really believe and thingk that what we didi during our life, or our wiki pedia page was something important, now i don't konow i don't fucking know why we sit around staring at screens to ease the pain of our lower thoughts our true selves, our generation is taught to aviod avoid avoid.

saems

were gonna keep doing it like we did it before when it all made sense and we were curious of the fun the older people had, turns out the older people were standinga round so smooth because of their success at ripping people off for party money, i swear to god i wont pay for another party wihtout good reason again, why do i feel like you have a little bit more control is given to you from me then i'd like you to have. feel the drag live feel that worker boy feeling kill the last thig you did.  that shit is the runner up, i'm allways running up to the smoke saying you you youy yo i'm net kick it flex dat ass dont hold bak in yo bannanaa suit this is a freeestyle bitch. feel the finger on your clit don't stop it its better than no finger at all, my spine locks into the moment and i don't know it, i don't want to know it. but my spines doing that. shits happening i've seen it all.   i don't think so

bm

the best scorpio

jfk heracrah

heartcrash
an attentive person. The Cancer is responsive.

hit the fan

right now i need to decide if i leave my dog to die alone with my mohrter, which is a terribe death. or i can go back for 2 years untill she is gone.  what i',m going to do is an alternatiave, its make dog love last forever through my life i'm going to save roxy by having a good enough place to house her.  i;m ging to afford that place by walk/training dogs. that will my my life long love for dogs last forever. i wish i would have been more stable to take roxy with me and take care of the both of us, but i could only do one.

Sometimes your evil shoulder will scream something hallway that sounds so good, then when you are finally ready to carry out that act you are completely stunted by mother nature and you decide to celebrate in a legal manner for your age at the bar getting your drink n smoke on things are so fun and good now. I don't wanna tell anyone cuz it might fuck it up and jinx its

PllpYour kids are a fire hazard and you don't even care to teach them not to play with grapes in stores that aren't there's I know what the have in store to grow older and become their father doing what they think is a good living breathing off anyone that thinks differently these Jews have history to back them up I don't know what the Hebrew on the sheer loveseat they are carrying in front of me it has a crown and probably translates to 'thug king of life' but why is it a crown and not a yamaca or top hat. Why do the women get horny and adjust they're wigs at the sight of an outsider? They're all in the back now learning about prenatal from the one that infected them with pregnancy, the std you can never lose unless you kill something. If it turns into a haseeed gangbang in the back of this store I'm selling tickets. I ask them half added if they want to try my product but they all shut me down after seeing I'm not a good salesman, people I don't give a fuck if you drink this shit with your fake gluten free diets of course it has sugar it says on the back ' oh no it doesn't have sugar I can't taste it' these Jews are dumber than I thought them living in a small closed community in the middle of a metropolis is a faux pas to learn from. You get mad when strangers hotter than your men and women bike through a public road.well guess what you don't own this ducking city and you should all get shock collars for your children or learn to parent instead of duplicating all the salaries you see walking down the street. You aren't special you are entitled to the same as everyone else just because you are brainwashed from your cult doesn't make people with dirty brains irrelevant. Business is the only place they will meet in the middle, and for that I'm here for them.they believed my stupid excuse how I was in the hospital after missing 2 weeks of work I wa.t to do a better job just to tha.k them for believing me

How the fuck are people so damn awake and jolly this early

Gluten

Gluten free things people are uneducated of what it is and who needs it unless you have celiac disease it can actually strip your diet. People are so stupid to just hear things and go with them

Anything

I don't know anything pretend to know nothing so you can spectate and not have to participate

brainz

every human has a brain including me
beasides me